Today, something might have happened

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

geroniimo:

“games with female protagonists don’t sell”

suddenly every penny given to the tomb raider and metroid franchises disappears

portal and resident evil no longer sell out at stores

bayonetta is never to be seen again

half of the final fantasy games vanish into thin air

female protags have never sold

it was all a lie

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

i-am-of-asgard:

oakamatic:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

#chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

latulapyrope:

zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

why did you do the thing

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

iamdreamless:

2spookychumproll:

am i the only one that has a small panic attack when seeing this:

“OH GOD WHAT DID I DO WRONG NOW”

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

r4d1c4lization:

guys

Dave thinks of his apartment as his childhood room

IT’S ONLY BEEN 3 YEARS

THIS GAME FORCED HIM TO GROW UP WAY TOO FUCKING FAST

he should be worrying about romance and high school and other bullshit right now

not having an emotional breakdown

the-vashta-nerada:

chronukkahlylate:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny

i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

jakemalik:

if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it