lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word

(via noravalkerie)

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(via fingersareoptional)

the-toilet-whisperer:

if u ever get dysphoria from having to use gendered bathrooms just pretend ur a spy like “hehehe they all think I’m one of them”

(via mamizous)

you brought a freelancer here? what's wrong with you?!

(via teenalphabro)

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

(via spicydean)

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

(via xwtfisthisx)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

image

(via siefl)

bunnyimhome:

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

Hello companion! I would enjoy the pleasure of your company and the pleasant conversations I so look forward to with you.

If you add human somewhere in that statement you would sound exactly like an Alien pretending to be human